More Magi that came to see me. Note also I have slipped in a cheeky picture of my cousin Ohdrian ?sp his dad Paul (my uncle) and mum Collette (they don't live in a caravan park but they decided to patronise the outskirts of one for that picture).

More of me, mum and dad, who incidentally stopped joging a month ago and its beginning to show. Although some pictures may appear on to be on 'their side' you may notice that I am in the correct position throughout therefore please be reassured this was intelligent design.

My latest Christmas presence. Some Magi and my mother and father are on here also.

My grandad took these. Notice, if you will, how much more skilled he is with a camera compared to dad.

Hiccups

Here is the kind of tedious reflex brainstem activity that my father thinks is entertaining......whatever.

Christmas cheese- but hey that's my dad.

Some Christmas Cheese courtesy of Wendy Cope, and My Father.

Bring in a tree, a young Norwegian spruce,
Bring hyacinths that rooted in the cold.
Bring winter jasmine as its buds unfold -
Bring the Christmas life into this house.
Bring red and green and gold, bring things that shine,
Bring candlesticks and music, food and wine.
Bring in your memories of Christmas past.
Bring in your tears for all that you have lost.
Bring in the shepherd boy, the ox and ass,
Bring in the stillness of an icy night,
Bring in the birth, of hope and love and light.
Bring the Christmas life into this house.

Here is my latest, I got a bit hooked on formula but now I'm dining 'au naturel' almost all the time. This is me with my body guards, Santa, Rudolph, and Snowy.

Evie Alice Margaret Smethurst

So here I am. Bit tired and mummy had a tough time delivering me but did a fantastic job and now here I am. The ventouse made my head slighlty elongated but that will sort itself out in a while. When dad finds out how to down load video we can bring you some more interesting pitcures but until then this will have to do.